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Books: ESSENTIAL READING: Have to mention my Grandad's book, The Long Walk. Just because it's quite motivational for me when times get you down and my all time favorite is Weaverworld by Clive Barker. If you havent read it, I recommend it. Its the only book that I've ever read that drags you through every emotion possible, within the space of about five pages you can feel totally exhausted and drained. I've never read any other book that can stimulate so many feelings so easily. OTHER GOOD READS: My phone instruction book, now I can actually use it! If ever your looking for a genuinely good read, try the Roget's thesaurus, still lost for words...The ending's zymotic! I couldn't put it down, towards or in a lower physicality, to or in a lower status or indifferent place, area or locality to the books previous location. How to find a woman with a sense of humour, haven't read it, still writing it...D'oh!

Movies: So many really, I'll try and break them down by category. - Action: Natural born Killers is superb its got everything really, Fight Club, I mean Meatloaf with manboobs, that's one hollywood meeting I'd like to have been sat in on and twelve monkeys is good for a twisted laugh. The Matrix series is visually great even if the story is so far away from anyones grasp, including the writers it merits a mention, lets be honest, it doesn't really make sense, just a great mixture of futuristic surreal ideas. - Comedy: Me, Myself and Irene and The Trueman story are good, one being just absurdly crazy and the other being a fantastic idea. Big fan of Monty Python however again you often need legal or illegal substances to benefit fully, also Austin Powers, just because its so wrong on every level, fantastic. - Animated: Toy Story set the standard and Ice Age and The Incredibles are just pure genius, Also Final Fantasy for sheer realism. - Other: Have to mention Saving Private Ryan as It's a fantastic depiction of the horrors of war whilst telling quite a beautiful story at the same time, shamefully we learn little from such films as a species. Well, don't get me started on that. The simpsons - genius, anything that makes you laugh, educational shows such as History or Nature and Factual shows whereby you actually gain rather than loose the will to live are great, as for the rest, get a life. - Reality TV, what really is the point of that. If you just want to see a load of Morons trying to out do each other then I suggest you go to your local night club, wait till last orders, and hey presto, with a little bit of luck you might even get laid. There's usually more Intelligent life around your Toilet seat, even after it's been cleaned. - Quiz shows, great if you're on it, nice if you know someone on one, but unless this is the case, why do they exsist? Call me shallow but I don't really give a damn about someone who I don't really know winning thousands, sorry but unless your my father in law, girlfriend or mother, I couldn't really give a stuff... - Just have to have a moan about this as well, Party Political Broadcasts, whats that all about, politicians spending money they can ill afford to tell us how their lies are going to convince the rest of the country to vote them in... WHAT...! They might as well come on in a gimp suit, f*ck you up the arse and tell you they never had a f*cking clue to begin with, sell off everything we've already paid for, shut down everything that works and drag us all into godforsaken wars that are nothing to do with what they said they we're about in the first place, then they are ill prepared to fund them properly or to look after the troops that are fighting it for them, mean while they ponce about in their country funded cars and planes, wearing their designer suits ruining all our lives. - Show me another Party Political Broadcast and we should bring back Capital punishment, and f*cking hang the lot...

Music: Anything other than westlife and Opera. Not enough Bullets in the world for both, however if you get the chance, use as many as you have... Pistol whipping and Bayonets also acceptable and failing that, if there's still life in the B*stards, give em a damn good kicking just to make sure. Better safe than sorry, and we don't want to risk another xmas mis hap...! Personal favorites include, so many but i'll try not to leave any out: Alanis Morissette, Beatles, Bjork, Chemical Brothers, Dave Grohl, Dream Theater, Faith No More, Faithless, Foo Fighters, Kaphiene, NIN, Paul Weller, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Prince, Prodigy, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rush, Skunk Anansie, Stereophonics, Stone Roses, Sting, Supertramp, The Police, U2, Yes

Hobbies: Artwork, music and anything creative.

Hi, I currently work as an Artist/Graphics specialist, I also have a love of music and have been playing guitar and writing songs since I ever foolishly got involved with the female species, needless to say the songs worked out rather well, unlike the women...Ah well, c'est la vie! I have nearly 20 years experience as an artist, over 10 years as a 3D designer/animator and have worked on everything from Music Videos, CD/DVD Cover work, Websites, Promotional/Corporate graphics, video games, presentations, 3D animations and Concept Artwork to name but a few subjects. For more information visit my myspace profile at : (http://www.myspace.com/art_graphics_music) Or view my pictures to see a selection of work that I have uploaded. If you want something to look that extra bit special, please get in touch. I also pride myself on being able to offer the best media rich websites, flash based animation and much much more. I'm also a self confessed music head, I've been playing Guitar for nearly 20 years and dabbling with vocals and other mad sh*t so if your talented and fancy doing anything together just let me know.