Added: Oct 24, 2007
From: Alphacat
Duration: 2:6
Alphacat in the Hat presents: Adult Nursery Rhymes! Sneeze While I Pee not for the kids! (not to be confused with "Nursery Rhymes With Soul"!!) Oh its horrible, oh so horrible this thing that happens sometimes, There's many tragedies in life, And this is one of mine. See I drink lots of water, More than 8 cups a day, I try not to overdo it, But I think water is just great. It keeps me hydrated, From all the 40's I drink, Glass after glass, man I don't even blink. Once I've drank enough, nature's quick to call, To the toilet! To the bathroom! Commence the waterfall! Down goes the zipper, Up goes the seat! Out comes the...light from the light fixture above me. I whiz and I whiz oh boy look at me go, If this was a rap battle I'd have the illest flow. But something peculiar happens, When I'm halfway thru the deed, That horrible, oh so horrible thing I mentioned, Begins to happen to me. My eyes water... my nose itches, and I get goosebumps I think. And I begin to make that expression like I'm in pain and something stinks. I think I'm about to sneeze! Here comes the snotty rain! How could I dare?!...How is it even possible, that I can maintain my aim?! Ahhhh,I try to hold it Ahhhh, this can not be! CHOOOOOOOOO Gah!!! I really hate it when I sneeze while I pee!! And theres only one thing thats worse and this is REALLY a bother, when duty calls, and I sit down, and my @!*$ touches the water! inspired by Madtv snapshot stories SNAPSHOT STORIES, ARIES SPEARS
Channel: Comedy
Tags: adult alpha alphacat cat hat iman kitty nursery read rhymes tags you
Rating: 3.69 (12926 ratings) Views: 2275849' favoriteCount='82 Comments: 8374
casandraproductions Says:
Aug 7, 2008 - ew lol
itachi059 Says:
Aug 7, 2008 - ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL every time i watch this video i laugh
me5g435rg Says:
Aug 8, 2008 - good video just dont like very end though the crying
pointlessfailure Says:
Aug 9, 2008 - that facial hair must be a bitch to take care of
Dmzroth Says:
Aug 10, 2008 - But the worst is when your dick touches the water in a public bathroom toilet... Nasty!
singstars21 Says:
Aug 10, 2008 - lmfao hahah omg omg omg lmao
Dreaontv Says:
Aug 12, 2008 - the ending is hilarious!
twixie01 Says:
Aug 12, 2008 - lol lol...very good lol....
Dramamama235 Says:
Aug 13, 2008 - lol wow very cute
knightbaby2000 Says:
Aug 14, 2008 - NASTY BUT FUNNY LOL
Maruchiinu Says:
Aug 16, 2008 - OMFG THE BEST VIDEO EVER
warpedcomedy Says:
Aug 19, 2008 - weirdo
warpedcomedy Says:
Aug 19, 2008 - Look at this! An adult behaving like a 5 year old
Alphacat Says:
Aug 21, 2008 - warpedcomedy<~~~~ yeah I KNOW! :) Its almost as good as the teletubbies song you love!!
coolmankevin Says:
Aug 22, 2008 - when i sneeze while i pee i fart lol
FunLovingCriminals77 Says:
Aug 22, 2008 - You Got Your Account Back
davidspates Says:
Aug 23, 2008 - Wow, No lie dude I just shot a video like this. Great minds think alike. :-)
Asphaltmonkey0 Says:
Aug 23, 2008 - Sometimes my d*ck accidentally gets flushed.
arrow224 Says:
Aug 28, 2008 - haha, thats funny.
paperfootball Says:
Aug 28, 2008 - From all the 40 ounces i drink.
DeltaWound Says:
Aug 29, 2008 - Damn, I thought I was the only one with the @!*$ touching the water thing.
son0fnegr0damus Says:
Sep 1, 2008 - I hate wen my stuff touches tha water. Yoo it feels like i gotta take a shower. r piss da water out. lol
dman224 Says:
Sep 3, 2008 - this was created one day after my b day
Datgtgurl Says:
Sep 5, 2008 - hahaahhahahaha omg!!!!!!!!!!!! u trippin
yjmccoy0322 Says:
Aug 4, 2008 - That was cute..