Added: Dec 20, 2007
From: Smakgakgak
Duration: 4:53
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
Channel: Comedy
Tags: achmed bomb christmas dead dunham jeff jingle sing song terrorist the
Rating: 4.91 (26493 ratings) Views: 5953117' favoriteCount='47242 Comments: 8613
kushalkalpana Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - funiest singing ever
vader9654 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - my nuts keep falling off!
Legokloss22 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - This is a very good song.. If you like it you should try Stephen lynch, He is pretty himself aswell :o
PeekABoo120 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - WOW thats ace!
DSM12334567 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - and my favorite SILENCE!!!night
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU!
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
paragpj Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - I KILL YOUUUU !!! lmao
SuperDarkito Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - SILENECE! Night
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - yeah
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - yes
callofduty4usesauzi Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - no!
michelrpg Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - You think I like that? You racist bastard!
ahcsatan12 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - you know that Xbox ame Guitar hero i kick youre ass ok maybe at Halo XD
holgate5 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - bin larden coming to town SILENCE NIGHT JINGLE BOMBS!!
kittycateries Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - BIN LADEN IS COMING TO TOWN. OH HOLY CRAP. *ohh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off.* and then my favorite, SILENCE !! NIGHT. hahahahha.
poshj678 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - soo fuking funny i kill u!!
poshj678 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - soo fuking funny i kill u!!
annzze123 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - i was shoot in the ass by the U.S military omg so funny
clairelovingpatty Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - Ok mybe Halo
NighteyeUK Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - I lol'd when i saw this :D
Weiten Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - Just Loooove it
drcox2 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - BIN LADEN IS COMING TO TOWN. OH HOLY CRAP. *ohh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off.* and then my favorite, SILENCE !! NIGHT. You think I like that? You racist bastard! Guitar guy. Ooh listen to that! Backstage he was doing drugs I no he was. Thanks for dressing like crap for my show. Ok maybe at Halo! It sounds like a car wreck! Be quite!
ratebros666 Says:
Mar 26, 2008 - jeff dunham rules