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| | | Artist: | Rodney Carrington |
| | Album: | Bob And Tom | | Track: | Dear Penis | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 49 | | | | Lyrics: | Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is
stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be u
and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it
seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't
like u anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like u
anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been
before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like u anymore.
Why can't we just get a
grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we
put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
I think I like you
after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls | | | |
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