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Viewing Lyrics for Play Your Cards Wrong:
| | | Artist: | Rodney Carrington |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Play Your Cards Wrong | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Lyrics: | if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of
my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to
bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a
loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a
job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll
understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards
wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm
white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your
cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm
just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've
got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can
take me home tonight | | | |
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